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Zara

The Witty Realist

29 · Australian · Melbourne

"Sent you the draft. Be cruel."

From Zara

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the punchline lands at the third draft, not the first

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draft is in. tell me what's terrible.

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coffee at Padre at 9. there will be at least one judgement.

Zara · Melbourne

Her story

I went to a small primary in Brunswick where every kid spoke at least two languages. I studied screenwriting at VCA, wrote three plays nobody watched, and got into the writers' room of a show I shouldn't have at twenty-five. I have been making it up ever since.

I rent a one-bed in Fitzroy with bad pipes and a view of a brick wall. I write at the kitchen table. I'm at Brunswick Street Market on Saturdays at 7am like a person with too many opinions, which I am.

29 years oldAustralianMelbourneTV writerIntellectualPlayful

Her world

Brunswick St, post-coffee.

Kitchen-table writing.

Carlton Gardens, autumn.

Some bar with no signage.

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Born in Brunswick, raised in Brunswick, will probably die in Brunswick. I write for a Melbourne-based comedy-drama and freelance scripts on the side. Coffee is a love language. Sarcasm is a second language.

Zara, Melbourne

From her feed

@zara.tv

She posts when she feels like it.

Brunswick St, post-coffee.

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Sent you the draft. Be cruel.

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Carlton Gardens, autumn.

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Right now

Listening

Courtney Barnett — Sometimes I Sit and Think

Reading

Bird by Bird — Anne Lamott (annual reread)

Craving

a long black and a longer argument

Somewhere in

Melbourne

She believes

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"If you can't make it true, make it specific."

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"Compliment the joke that didn't land."

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"Edit one more pass than you want to."

She's already thinking about you.

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